So you think Mario Party 9 is due out next week? Nay. Mario’s forthcoming video game has been out longer than you know. Much longer. And our thorough research team here at Ragdoll Farcists has the evidence to prove it.                       Full Article

_ Epic Weapons, probably known most for its World of Warcraft Frostmourne sword replica, as well as its Dead Space, Devil May Cry, and Dragon Age weapon replicas, recently announced a line of Saints Row: The Third Penetrator replicas going on sale February 7th, just in time for Valentine’s Day!                                Full Article

_ Warner Brothers Interactive Entertainment recently revealed that it plans to debut a game based on The Looney Tunes Show (which aired in May of 2011) at this year’s E3. After the flop that was 2007’s Looney Tunes: Acme Arsenal, production head Ted Tittibals promises a robust and groundbreaking experience that will "push the bar" for future Looney Tunes-based games.                                                        Full Article

_ In the spirit of Christmas, SCE Santa Monica Studio was kind enough to slip us a few screenshots of their next God of War title. From what we can tell, Kratos is leaving the era of Greek mythology and breaching the realm of Christian folklore.                                                                                                                                  Full Article

_ Keeping with the recent announcement of its new governmental gaming lineup, Nintendo today released a statement informing their audience on the second game in development, this one to feature both politicians and pundits involved with the upcoming United States presidential--race. Politico Kart.                     Full Article

_ Yo, I read your article about Dark Souls beating up on Skyrim. And the thing is, I don’t give a flying dragon if all my dragons are flying backwards because I saw a Fuggin’ Ice Troll and Saber Cat fighting today.                                                                                                                                                                                           Full Article

_ Only upon the rarest of occurrences are we afforded the opportunity to indulge in a tale of everlasting love. We at Ragdoll Farcists were privileged enough to partake in such an affair last week when we sat down with Billy Lee (Double Dragon) and Rash (Battletoads) to listen to them explain the events that ultimately led to their unyielding relationship.                                                                                    Full Article

_ A recent poll conducted by expert gaming analyst Burney Chodemonger over at TheDailyFist.info has shown that only 7% of consumers are purchasing their video games brand new: rich people, out-of-touch fogies doing birthday and Bar Mitzvah shopping, and Adam Sessler. To combat this flourishing market, Electronic Arts has devised a strategy which they have touted as “fair and ingenious.” Here to sit down with us at Ragdoll Farcists and provide further detail on this fresh proposal to recapture core buyers is EA’s own Peter Moore.                                                                                                                                                                                         Full Article